Rumorized Rocky Roads
2005-03-04 23:31:47 UTC
to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can
buy cigarettes at the front.
Only in America......do people order double cheeseburgers, large
fries, and a diet coke. !
Only in America......do banks leave both doors open and then
chain the pens to the counters.
Only in America......do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars
in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.
Only in America......do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and
buns in packages of eight.
Only in America......do we use the word 'politics' to describe
the process so well: 'Poli' in Latin meaning 'many' and 'tics' meaning